Fruit, Finance, Tsunami

The recent financial crisis that has been sweeping the globe in waves resulted from deception, abuse of trust and blind faith. While it is far beyond me to understand what happened, but the latest reply from Apple just stinks the same a little.

Upon investigation, we were stunned to find that the formula we use to calculate how many bars of signal strength to display is totally wrong. Our formula, in many instances, mistakenly displays 2 more bars than it should for a given signal strength. For example, we sometimes display 4 bars when we should be displaying as few as 2 bars. Users observing a drop of several bars when they grip their iPhone in a certain way are most likely in an area with very weak signal strength, but they don't know it because we are erroneously displaying 4 or 5 bars. Their big drop in bars is because their high bars were never real in the first place.

To fix this, we are adopting AT&T's recently recommended formula for calculating how many bars to display for a given signal strength. The real signal strength remains the same, but the iPhone's bars will report it far more accurately, providing users a much better indication of the reception they will get in a given area. We are also making bars 1, 2 and 3 a bit taller so they will be easier to see.

We will issue a free software update within a few weeks that incorporates the corrected formula. Since this mistake has been present since the original iPhone, this software update will also be available for the iPhone 3GS and iPhone 3G.

We have gone back to our labs and retested everything, and the results are the same- the iPhone 4's wireless performance is the best we have ever shipped. For the vast majority of users who have not been troubled by this issue, this software update will only make your bars more accurate. For those who have had concerns, we apologize for any anxiety we may have caused.

Imagine a teacher telling you why your child scored a D. "Oh we actually found out to our big surprise that we have been counting the tests wrongly, all the As he's been getting are actually Cs, so he's not suddenly failing, he just was never really good to begin with." Fabulous.

The cherry on the top : "Oh and he is still the best student ever"

One would certainly hope that each new version shipped is the best of the lot, after all, why bother upgrading if not to improve.

Reality Distortion just works.